February 2012
The real artistic merit in rap is the amount of sex metaphors.
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You know you’re ill when you’re shitting like a Mr. Whippy machine.
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NO, NO, WE FED YOU ALREADY. STOP. NO. NOT THE CLAWS. AAAG-
{Transmission ended}
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marxandmarzipan:
beartrapfacemask:
My 8000th post was ‘Pass that blunt and let’s knuckle fuck a Nazi.’ …
you must be proud
Not as proud as when I just unlocked the Krogan Soldier on ME3.
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My 8000th post was ‘Pass that blunt and let’s knuckle fuck a Nazi.’
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Pass me that blunt and let’s knuckle fuck a Nazi.
“It’s often said that vegans are annoying… Like seat belts and ambulances, and...”
– Shelley Williams (via evolventity)
veganasfuck:
baby—-vegan:
I honestly don’t see non-militant vegans as vegans at all.
What the hell is the point of speaking up for what’s right if everyone who does wrong doesn’t bother you? Abolitionists didn’t change America by “not personally owning slaves but being okay that others do”. Get a backbone, people.
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I just tahnked The Black Cat for letting me walk in front of her…
teendistorti0n:
socials norms suck
society’s force-fed media image of beauty sucks
people suck
my life sucks
bloodgods:
Vocaloid is honestly so fucking cool because shit man it’s essentially a goddamn piece of software and it has a frigging fandom.
Like
Imagine if Microsoft word had a fandom where people cosplay as that fucking paperclip.
It’s like if you could buy PVC figures of the Ubuntu logo. Which I would…
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Getting the train to London innabiiit.
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lenorehoult replied to your photo: Pancake mountain.
cant even begin to describe how badly my pancakes went =____= TEACH ME OH PANCAKE MASTER!
I can do that.
Or like, Facebook you the recipe.
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wveedeat:
radioactive dildo is my stage name
scruffylookingnerfherder:
Everyone at work keeps going on about how they go to the gym and take loads of protein supplements and stuff.
It’s going to look like I work with the NFL.
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Seriously, most goddamn chocolatey fucking cupcakes ever.
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“I shall destroy the threshold and break the doorposts. I shall make the dead to...”
– Psycho-Pirate (Animal Man, Issue #20)