January 2010
I am...
Totally a knight.
Fuck off.
I totally...
Have a £597 bond that I can get out.
Or leave to my 21st birthday so I can make another £67 off of it.
I get £60 quid every two weeks for learning.
Fuck that, it’s awesome video game season.
This is totally my 101st post.
Rad.
Also, my gorget arrived, I feel like a space marine.
Things I love [about Star Wars, mostly]:
ohforsure:
Star Wars on the whole.
How the good guys and the bad guys always have different coloured bullets.
Fish finger sandwiches.
Samuel L. Jackson.
How even when you know how Revenge of the Sith ends, you kinda hope it doesn’t.
Quentin Tarantino and all of his works.
Wu-Tang Clan and all of their works.
General Grievous.
How General Grievous dies with flames coming from his eyes.
...
And now an announcement from the Ministry of...
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2010/jan/23/cctv-sky-police-plan-drones
D=<
Fuck...
I fucking hate painting.
I don’t think there could be a more boring, less expressive form of art other than observational paintings.
I’m gonna go slash car tyres and set off alarms.
Oh UPS...
Sweet, sweet UPS.
You deliver me everything from repaired games consoles to 15th century armour, and never a day late.
I’d say you were the perfect system, if I did not believe that to be an oxymoron.
Lesson cancelled again...
I wonder if it’s something as cool as her eyeball bleeding again.
What’s everyone doing?
Round and round and round and
Round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round.
Hurry the fuck up!
I just...
Had to give Jerry paraffin again for his stomach.
I feel co cruel and horrible, now neither of them will come near me…
Ok so...
Jeans are being marinated with cleaning products in the bath.
Sweat.
Might take pictures later.
Mmm.
New jeans to ruin.
I think I’ll go Two-Face on them.
This guy...
Totally rules.
http://jignarania.com/snailboblive
PUNK IS DEAD! ...and for a reason
murphyboy:
noidontlikeit:
murphyboy:
skiespaintedblack:
Okay so Punk is dead, admit it. All these faggots you see walking around with their gimpy leather boots, liberty spikes and jackets with the same monotonous band patches are beginning to grate on me. Maybe if there were less angst teenagers listening to Punk there might be alot of better bands around these days.
actual quote: “Look...
PUNK IS DEAD! ...and for a reason
murphyboy:
skiespaintedblack:
Okay so Punk is dead, admit it. All these faggots you see walking around with their gimpy leather boots, liberty spikes and jackets with the same monotonous band patches are beginning to grate on me. Maybe if there were less angst teenagers listening to Punk there might be alot of better bands around these days.
actual quote: “Look into the fact that punk has...
I just...
Managed to flick my wristrags through my tea AND fire my septum tunnel across my room.
Awesome.
Best tea ever.
I really need a glass teapot.
I totally...
Just realised I’d been talking/ranting to myself for the past ten minutes.
THINGS THAT ARE NOT FUNNY.
FAMILY GUY.
LITTLE BRITAIN.
CATHERINE TATE.
LEE FUCKING EVANS.
I could go on, but these four REALLY piss me off.
FUCK YES.
They’re filming the third Predator film.
Life has it’s high points.
Seriously,
Why does no one know who Elvira is?
Why the fuck...
Can’t you get Iron Man underwear anywhere?
Cookies for whoever finds me some online.
“Where I come from, fuck isn’t even a word, it’s a comma.”
I fucking hate,
Most things.
But especially proud stuck up nationalist cunts who freak out whenever they hear the words Islam or immigration. I don’t see why white people can’t be proud about anything to do with their culture without linking it back to their skin colour and heritage.
Your soldiers deserve no more reverence than the people they murder.
The Wootton Basset march was a fucking...
So...
I just spent almost sixty quid on 15th century armour…
Now I have Psychology, Bye.
Here's what U.S. troops are really doing in Haiti →
redguard:
“Looting Continues in Haiti as Residents Leave Capital in Search of Food
“Reuters — U.S. troops patrolled the streets of Port-au-Prince on Monday in an attempt to drive away looters who were breaking into shops and buildings to grab whatever they could find. Some people have begun fleeing the capital for the countryside in search of food and better shelter.”
Protecting “private...
Bleh...
Psychology today.
Marcus better have his laptop…
How is everyone?
Fucking hell.
How much are fucking dishwashers?
I’m buying my mum one for her fucking birthday.
I have never
appreciated ice lollies and ibuprofen so much.
I have also never realised how long I can keep ice in my mouth when I really want to.
Everyone.
Should go and see Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll.
Book tickets now, pirate it or sneak in through the back of the theatre.
That shit is fucking amazing.
I love how
The chick my character’s doing on Dragon Age just turned into a huge corrupted spider.
Damn these dwarves.
And lack of a quest marker!
Here are the cupcakes I may or may not have mentioned.
If I didn’t hate my sister so much, I’d almost call her sweet occasionally.
There was some reason for this…
My hair looks like some kind of roadkill.
I’ve never realised how much Blaine crosses his arms…
Aside from the red eye, this is one of my favourites.
Probably my favourite, cropped for...
Oh.
lenifucksalexhard:
Apparently the power box for the internet router just keeps falling out. I wedged it between the desk and the wall so that it’ll stop but I think I’m gonna get off Tumblr still anyways.
I’m glad I’m not on the only person this exact same shit happens to.
boredommm
teegy:
BOLD WHAT YOU OWN.
1. A cell phone. 2. A hair straightener. 3. Your own computer. 4. Your own car. 5. Chanel/Dior/Gucci sun[glasses]. 6. A designer purse. 7. A boyfriend/girlfriend 8. A curling iron. 9. Every Fall Out Boy CD. 10. Something from American Eagle. 11. Something from Hot Topic. 12. Something from Hollister. 13. Something from Abercrombie. 14. A pet. 15. Some type of...
I really hope...
That they don’t fuck up the remake of The Prisoner, it was the best thing to come out of it’s era and doesn’t need changing one bit, even now.
At least it’s not going to be American…
Transfer story to modern day America + Cast celebrity status actor - All original suspense and atmosphere + TANKS = Shitty American remake.
Time to...
Get my Sci-Fi on
The Americans may do it bigger and flashier, but they could never do it better.
RIGHT...
Things I need;
Baseball bat,
Dutch Barge,
Gorget,
M16,
Small car,
Tinned food,
Walkie Talkies,
Medical supplies.
People that must be kept alive;
Alex Branson,
Rebecca Bauldry,
Lee Howarth,
Ali Roat,
Yo’ Momma,
Kingsley White,
These lists are to be added too…
Anything I missed?
Wow.
I was truly upset at the death of Nick Cutter.
The worst part is I knew it was coming.
And his wife’s still a complete maniac that holds ever so similar views (with slight differences) to my own.
Also, why do I like Primeval so much?